Use 1 - Enchant Your Kids
Enchant your kids. It's a proven fact that children are easily swayed. Sit them down with
Pinball Ad Catalog Volume 2 or Volume 3 and conjure up tales of electrified bells, payout units and
Sportlands. Bank Nites and Skee Ball. They will be spell bound! You will be a hero. No more video games. They will
demand (yes demand) old musty bagatelles with half an inch of yellowed cigarette smoke crust on the outside
and 75 year old battery acid on the inside.
Guaranteed or your money back. Or perhaps I should just say they will be away from their
video games as long as you can keep them on the couch with you.
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