Use 2 - Self Defense
You've had a long day at the office. You come home, immediately grab your Pinball Ad Catalog
Volume 2 or Volume 3 and look forward to a long sit on the throne - chair I mean - reading about pinball
history and looking at cool ads. But wait! Your wife comes out of the kitchen talking jibberish
about anniversaries and not caring and so forth. And what's that in her hand? A rolling pin!
Quickly you raise your Pinball Ad Catalog Volume 2 (Volume 3 works equally as well) as the blow reigns down on you like
a deep woods lumberjack taking his axe to a fir tree. The heavy 360-plus page book absorbs
the blow effortlessly, giving you time to make up a good excuse. Pinball Ad Catalog Volume 2 or 3 to
the rescue once again.
Last updated: March 22, 2010